2005-12-29

Murderdolls Mental Mania Medley (Memento Mori)


Sick! So sick of this I'm gonna slit my wrists!
Murder, murder, yes indeed, K-I-L-L-I-N-G!
Old MacDonald had a farm,
E-I-E-I-Oh my God;
Thou shalt not take any more shit!

Jimmy cracked corn, and I don't give a fuck!
Hey Norman Bates, how are your rates?
All of my heroes are dead in Hoellywood.
Go and call the priest so he can exorcise me,
Be my ghoul tonight, it was love at first fright!
Well I'm a loser, I'm a winner a born-again sinner!
I'm perfect, pissed off, beautiful - I'm GOD!

She was a teenage zombie
she was a teenage corpse
dropdeadgorgeous that's for sure!
I'd rather cut you than the wedding cake.
I come from a planet beyond the stars looking for human body parts
gonna pull your body from the grave 'cos I'm Graverobbing USA!

In 197666 I was born a bastard and a son of a bitch.
In197666 I hid a porno mag inside my crib.
In 197666 I killed an animal rights activist, 'cos animals ain't got no rights, that's right!
When there's no more room in hell, then the dead will walk the earth, and the living won't have a prayer, 'cos it's the dawn of the dead!
I'm the motherfucking wrench thrown in the gears,
Everything was great till i got here.
Dressed to depress, couldn't ask for anything less!
Dressed to depress, my whole life's a fucked up mess!

I'm gonna kill miss america! yeah yeah yeah!
Loving her's like a lobotomy,
She's evil and she's meant for me!

Why don't you do the whole world a favour?
Conncet your throat to the nearest razor!
Or do you need it spelled out for you?
Well F-U-C-K-Y-O-U!
Motherfucker I don't care!
I'm at the end of my noose
I've got nothing to lose!
Let's fuck, you fucking whore!
Let's fuck and fuck and fuck and fuck and fuck and fuck some more!
I take drugs and you should too!
Should say "no", but I'm always saying "yes" to the D-R-U-G-S!

Hey little sister what have you done?
Hey little sister who's the only one?
Hey little sister who's your superman?
Hey little sister who's the one you want?
It's a nice day to start again,
It's a nice day for a white wedding.
I don't care if you're my mother,
Or my mother-fucking father.
ONE NATION UNDER FUCK, WITH LIBERTY FUCKING JUSTICE FOR ALL!


2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Fab. can i take it? Puhleez can i take it?

Alex said...

Sure thing I stole it myself anyway. It's just the best lines from each song on the Beyond The Valley of the Murderdolls album, most of the time jst the chorus.