Limericks

To lighten the mood in these trying times (sounds like he 70's or something), here's Something Completely Different I wrote back in 4eme in English class and got 10/10 for:

There was an old teacher of French,
Who always slept on a bench.
His teeth were black, and covered with plaque;
That nasty old teacher of French.

At the time I believe that one was based on real-life evidence.

There was a young man of Bahrain,
who wanted to jump from a plane.
He went to Iraq, but never came back;
That silly young man from Bahrain.