Sick joke / test

Please try to comment on this as honestly and with as little bias as you can. Due to my not wanting to upsetanyone or risk getting the wrong idea across (this is delicate, nobody should be expected to have a sense of humour about it), I have to put this little note in. You have been warned. Now, proceed: how would you react were I to say the following:

Fuck. Not good. My Dad just died.
I've lost all point of reference.
Nothing makes sense any more.
Help!

Last night was pretty dark...